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Title: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Splints on 27/01/2011, 06:06 AM
I want one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o

4.40 favorite bit  :D


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Damit on 27/01/2011, 06:24 AM
Yes 4.40 is good - it would be my main use


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Alucard on 27/01/2011, 07:55 AM
second that


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Chalice on 27/01/2011, 12:00 PM
Out bush in the Army I never once -

*Cut any branches (reveals your position to the enemy)
*Needed to pick my way into a cliff face for shelter (reveals your position to enemy)
* Needed to saw a pipe
* Needed to cut my food
* Had to climb a vertical wall like a fukin ninja (we'd just go around the fucker or use proper climbing gear if so)
* Had an enemy attack me and think "FUCK IF ONLY I HAD MY SHOVEL HERE TO USE AS A SHIELD!!"
* Have to nail anything and/or remove a nail
* Take 10 mins to open a can of tuna
* open a bottle

And finally I most certainly never had to borrow a mates entrenching tool to USE AS A FUCKING OAR ON A $20 KMART INFLATABLE FUCKING RAFT!! :)

The wire cutter part is great though..but I reckon it would be as hard as Anglo's cock when he's watching braveheart :P


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: reggie on 27/01/2011, 01:41 PM
i wonder what the crafting recipe is for this in minecraft?


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Chalice on 27/01/2011, 01:44 PM
i wonder what the crafting recipe is for this in minecraft?

LOL


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: KARNAGE on 27/01/2011, 03:41 PM
you use about 45 items in TF2 to make one. and even then, you might get something end up with an Eyelander


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Slash on 27/01/2011, 04:47 PM
Yeah. So I totally wouldn't trust anything that folds like that to work as a grappling hook.

And here's a thought. So often I might break some cheap object and think to myself, "Goddam chinese crap."

What do the chinese say when they're digging a hole and the shovel falls off it's handle?


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: KARNAGE on 27/01/2011, 05:12 PM
What do the chinese say when they're digging a hole and the shovel falls off it's handle?
QUICK! everyone help me dig with my stick!


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Number One on 27/01/2011, 05:50 PM
lol. that piece of junk has been around for ages.....i'd like one of these instead. http://soldiersystems.net/2011/01/17/ssd-exclusive-zero-point-is-on-a-tiraid/

(http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Titanium-Replaceable-Assault-Implement-Demolition-in-Action-325x430.jpg)

but seriously this would be enough
(http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/etool.jpg)


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: Chalice on 27/01/2011, 06:15 PM
I always dug a 6ft deep trench x 3ft x 12 with one of these pissy "shovels"

Then you get shown how the engy's do it
with one of these
(http://www.celecsys.com/assets/images/trench_digger1.jpg)

Yep..I'll take THAT any day :D


Title: Re: Awsome new Chinese Military equipment
Post by: KARNAGE on 27/01/2011, 06:19 PM
they're both mobile, work well AND they use less energy. brilliant imo.