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Title: Does Jesus play PR? Post by: Crocket181 on 04/01/2011, 08:31 AM Dear Chal,
Does Jesus play Project Reality? Also, if you kill him in PR does that screw you for afterlife career options? Regards, A concerned citizen Crocket181 Title: Re: Does Jesus play PR? Post by: Virgil83 on 04/01/2011, 08:44 AM If I may quote from the holy bible...
The Book of 1337 - 69:1 says in part "...and the lord from the heaven did look down upon the LAN and say it was good. He sent forth his only son to smite the noobs in all fashion of events, not the least of which were the honoured Battlefield 2 and the mod of reality, which was divine in his eyes..." Further evidence is offered though the documentary "Monty Python and The Holy Grail" as offered below: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk The Holy Hand Grenade was offered originally by Almighty God as an alternative to the grenade launcher in Team Fortress 2 used by the Demoman, however, as we can see through the evidence offered in this documentary, the almighty miscalcuated and sent it back a thousand years further than he should have... Title: Re: Does Jesus play PR? Post by: bageled on 04/01/2011, 08:47 AM hahahahahha
Title: Re: Does Jesus play PR? Post by: Chalice on 04/01/2011, 10:14 AM Well Crocket...I'm glad you asked
Indeed Jesus does play PR and indeed all FPS games for the lord christ our teabagger said to the masses - Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword and rifle shotgun for I am the ultimate medic and shall rezz the masses in order to kill the caches of thine heathen enemy. (Matt. 10:34) He likes playing the civvy kits and you'll see him screaming this globally - “Let any one of you who is without sin, be the first to throw a stone” (John 8:7). Whilst pegging stones at people. His approach on "to punish or not to punish TK's" - ‘Lord, how often shall my brother sin against me and I forgive him? Up to seven times?’ Jesus said to him, ‘I do not say to you, up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven” (Matthew 18:21-22). It should also be noted that Jesus is Black and here is a rare clip of him in PR co-piloting a chopper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIGXFx0JRA Hope that helps, Chalice Title: Re: Does Jesus play PR? Post by: RoBB_NZL on 04/01/2011, 09:48 PM bahaahahahah +1 to chal and virg
Title: Re: Does Jesus play PR? Post by: Crocket181 on 06/01/2011, 12:26 PM Cheers for the advise guys. It's definitely a load off.
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