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Title: Need some advice...
Post by: DonutKing on 31/12/2010, 11:23 AM
I've had my GF for quite some time now (practically lives with me). Small, black, petite thing - always been good to me.

I go away for the weekend, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen to my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and get the fuck out. Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my GF, and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason my GF is gone.

What should I do?
Should I smash the shit out of him?


Here's a picture of my GF...

http://i31.tinypic.com/i6k2mc.jpg

Thanks.


Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: Chalice on 31/12/2010, 11:29 AM
Fuckin hell dude, thats just not on...some things are just taboo you know?  and using his own son's GF that way is just plain disgracefull... I mean he could've put his meat anywhere else huh?  

If you can trust him i'd tell him he has to help you get another GF now...maybe a mail order from china or russia?


Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: SolidSmiddi on 31/12/2010, 11:29 AM
By George, do the classic thing and go grill him.

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Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: Sillen on 31/12/2010, 12:09 PM
I put my meat in MrsSillen's GF all the time, MrsSillen likes to watch me do it, watching all the juices flow.


Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: Ice on 31/12/2010, 12:49 PM
I put my meat in MrsSillen's GF all the time, MrsSillen likes to watch me do it, watching all the juices flow.

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Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: DonutKing on 31/12/2010, 12:56 PM
I put my meat in MrsSillen's GF all the time, MrsSillen likes to watch me do it, watching all the juices flow.

(http://i53.tinypic.com/ehcaic.gif)


Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: Chalice on 31/12/2010, 01:37 PM
Do you reckon she'd let me use her GF if I come down there, I'm not that good at it, but i'm sure she'd be willing to show me how its done wouldn't she?  kylie wont mind if it means I get better at it &  I'll clean up too I promise!!


Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: Sillen on 31/12/2010, 02:01 PM
Anyone's free to use MrsSillen's GF.  Today's hot tip, bring some bread to mop up the leftovers. Mmmm, tasty!


Title: Re: Need some advice...
Post by: Chalice on 31/12/2010, 04:14 PM
Anyone's free to use MrsSillen's GF.  Today's hot tip, bring some bread to mop up the leftovers. Mmmm, tasty!

Cheers bud :thumbup:  thanx for the tip too, i'm not greedy so we can both use Mrs Sillens GF at the same time if you like?  With my skills it would be worth filming even!!!