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Dear Chalice,

Why is cake so delicious?

Thx DarkWolf

He really wouldn't know

This might help explain

http://www.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=5955.0 (http://www.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=5955.0)

Hehehehe I is a gud baker :)  +1 norgs for rezzing that :)




Well Darkwolf....I'm glad you asked

The reason cake is so delicious is due to the animalistic need to devour the afterbirth believe it or not.

The roman word for cake is..beleive it or not...Placenta   http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/CakeHistory.htm


So as you can see, just like an animal eating the afterbirth,,its all just a subliminal desire and very very natural.

With this in mind I decided to experiment...as I do

So I wandered down to the local hospital, chucked on a surgeons outfit and headed to the delivery room and I can tell you I'm a pure genius at delivering babies..in fact I got so good at it I decided to create my own complications and before you know it I was up to both elbows in some strange ladies gash in an attempt to "turn the baby"..I MAY have turned it to much because its umbilical cord was twisted and kinked when we finally got that little fucker out...but its all a learning curve.

By the end of the day...as I sprinted from the police....I had two fresh dripping placentas and was ready to go.

Previously I had decided to take the placentas from both a black and white couples baby...and after a nice cup of tea, I hooked into my "vanilla" and chocolate "cake" and despite them tasting the same I can tell you that you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between a placenta "cake" and a flour one.  It can be a tad gummy, but that is offset by the lovely squirts of juicy flavour that you occasionally get as you bite into it.

So there ya have it...instead of going for that high calorie choc flour cake...hook into placenta instead, its full of nutrients and is a fantastic low calorie alternative :)

That is also the reason my cake looks like a Placenta, they call me a shit cook..I say its revolutionary and clearly I was trying to create a placenta type look :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/KylieilyK/DSC00269.jpg)



There is another explanation of course...its cuz cakes so fukin nummy :)


Hope that Helps,

Chalice
Master Baker

oh good lord chal, what did you do when you made that flat dark cake that stuck to the plate when you tried to do that masterchef thing?

I actually might not want to know

Re: above..I went for that real placenta look :)

P.s. after re-reading what i just wrote....my stomachs churning  :sick:

yea chal that one was sorta funny but sorta u know disgusting, usually u pull of disgusting stuff in a disguise of flamboyant humour but that one well....   'chucks up' different.

P.S. it brings back memories of when i used to live on a farm, it reminds of that time i saw a calf born and then i watched in slight horror and disgust as the mother ate the placenta.

Yeah...I know...everyone knows cakes nummy, so I thought i'd throw in the disgusting take on cake, I do have a reputation for going over the top to keep up you know?

...it was actually a hard one to work with, so I looked up origins of cake thinking i'd do an ancient times take on it, seen the placenta thing and this what my brain came up with :)

look at it this way karnage
chal + cooking = you + PC building

This lols =+1

lol +1

That is a very good point Damit :thumbup:

Dont 4det..I entered that in as my masterchef applicant entrance thingy...they LOL'D at me :(

my pride suffers another attack :(

Speaking of placenta cake

http://www.etsy.com/listing/60663629/vegan-vulva-cake


Well not so much placenta but... pretty close

18+ only :)


Let's see you have a crack at this one chal

Too easy..is your mum still avialable for modelling it :P    BHHAWAWAWAWA  walked into that one huh?

p.s. love u

That's a pretty tidy box for a 50+ yo woman with 3 kids so I'm going to take that as a compliment