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Title: Toilet Training little billy Post by: BoHiCa on 29/12/2010, 09:58 AM LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET.
HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE". BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MUMMY... I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. " MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?" BILLY SAYS: "IT WORKS ON THE TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLE!" Title: Re: Toilet Training little billy Post by: Alucard on 29/12/2010, 05:45 PM lol
Title: Re: Toilet Training little billy Post by: KARNAGE on 29/12/2010, 10:40 PM reminds me of...
a young boy went up to his dad and said "dad, how do you masturbate?" the dad said "well, it's... like using the sauce bottle" "ok" said the boy next week the mother sees the boy unconscious with blood all over his pants so she takes him to the hospital and the father rushes over when being called at work. when the boy comes to, he's asked "what happened?" he says "dad said it'd like using the sauce bottle" *imagine smashing the bottom on a sauce bottle at dinner like you all do* |