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Title: Court Transcripts - wifes emails again Post by: BoHiCa on 29/12/2010, 09:56 AM ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: Yeah, my name is Susan! _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No , I just lie there. _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do.. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes , voodoo. _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _____________________________ _______ ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ. _____________________________ ______________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you kidding me? _____________________________ ____________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________ ________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. _____________________________ _________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _____________________________ ____________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _____________________________ ____________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished. _____________________________ _______________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? _____________________________ _________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law Title: Re: Court Transcripts - wifes emails again Post by: Noraa78 on 29/12/2010, 11:36 AM ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Randomiser: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. for the rest i must say RIP Peter Knobcock :PDT_Armataz_01_26: Title: Re: Court Transcripts - wifes emails again Post by: BoHiCa on 29/12/2010, 12:11 PM sorry i thought of randomizer
Title: Re: Court Transcripts - wifes emails again Post by: Alucard on 29/12/2010, 05:54 PM lol
Title: Re: Court Transcripts - wifes emails again Post by: Damit on 29/12/2010, 05:57 PM some of those were great
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