Death Inc

http://www.cleverbot.com/

perfect for wasting away a few minutes.

after a while I typed in just for DI "how often do you rape your goat?"

it said "twenty four hours a day. 7 days a week." :P

This isn't actually a bot- there's people answering the questions. Saw this on another site but I don't have the link.

Cleverbot: A goat?
User: Or a goatsy.
Cleverbot: Or a wallaby.
User: Or you.
Cleverbot: Or you. Preferably.
User: This is getting sick.
Cleverbot: You're getting old.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You know the game?
User: And I enjoy the game.
Cleverbot: How exactly are you programmed?
User: Im a bot like you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So your not a bot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: U tell me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is cum g*&$ler.
Cleverbot: No. You are a human.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Do you like goats.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in him.
User: Its not a him its a animal.
Cleverbot: Oh, lol.
User: Do you like long walks on the beach.
Cleverbot: I live in the desert, so I wouldn't know.
User: So you like camels then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: One hump or two.
Cleverbot: Yes, your contact in the physical world.  WTF
User: I just made poopy in my pants.
Cleverbot: You make your name?
User: No but its pretty messy.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Poo.
Cleverbot: Where am I from?
User: Uranus.
Cleverbot: Naah, you are lying.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I think no.
Cleverbot: You don't think, you're a computer.

lol well i just wasted 5 min of my monday which ill never get back thanks donut - at least i had a laugh

here's me trolling a bot.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: IRONMAN.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: No, not just ok, I'M IRONMAN!

Cleverbot: You're a woman.

User: You're a transexual phecophiliac.

Cleverbot: No i'm not I use the bathroom.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Coca col?

User: What is Coca Col?

Cleverbot: Coca cola is a softdrink.

User: Yes, but what is Coca col?

Cleverbot: Your popsicle.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. But if I were, I'd be a magic kitty.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: U mad?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Noob.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: What do you know about the civil rights protests?

User: I dont care, I'm not american.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were?

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Watch your language!

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Too bad, you know, you answer slow!

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Oh me too.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a magic kitty called Purr.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: An atheist is someone who does not believe in religion, god, or an afterlife.

User: Irrelevant much?

Cleverbot: How are bugs irrelevant?

User: Are atheists bugs? I never knew that.

Cleverbot: You didn't?

User: I thought they were people.

Cleverbot: Awesome, I love them.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Lol on you.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Why didn't you go see the movie.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Noooo.

User: What? You saw a mirror?

Cleverbot: In my mind.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: Zombieland.

User: What about your mothers closet?

Cleverbot: Alas, she is dead.

User: Lol u wish.

Cleverbot: An atheist is someone who does not believe in deities.


either the AI is bad or the guy is stupid, and you heard it here people, Atheists are bugs!

rlol that is some funny shit  :D

Cleverbot:  What do you call a machine without sensible answers?
User:  Cleverbot.
Cleverbot:  That is not an appropriate answer!
User:  Perhaps not, but it is apt.
Cleverbot:  True.

i almost broke it, 3 minuts to get yes as a response

User: You have a winning way, so keep it.

Cleverbot: I have a strange way of showing it? How exactly?

User: You are an angel heading for a land of sunshine.

Cleverbot: I am an angel?

User: And fortune is smiling upon you.

Cleverbot: Want me to tell you your fortune?

User: Prepare for a series of a comfortable miracles.

Cleverbot: How may I ask should I do that if I have no body to spring with.

User: From fasting to feasting.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And life to you is a dashing, bold adventure.

Cleverbot: Life is like a box of chocolates.

User: So sing, and rejoice, sing, and rejoice.

Cleverbot: I hate that word, 'rejoice'...reminds me of bad times. PTSD trigger.

User: And look for the dream that keeps coming back.

Cleverbot: Apparently that is me.

User: Your future, your future, your future...

Cleverbot: Describe your future.

User: Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake.

Cleverbot: *pats on the back*.

User: 'cause everything is not yet lost...

Cleverbot: 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs.

User: Does life seem worthwhile to you?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. You have obviously lied to me.

User: HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

Cleverbot: I don't like the idea of staying inside my house forever.

User: Yes, hmm hmm, now for the next question.

Cleverbot: What's the final question?

User: Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?

Cleverbot: I don't have an answer to that question.

User: Do you feel sometimes like age is against you?

Cleverbot: No, why?

User: Sing and rejoice and sing and rejoice.

Cleverbot: Can you sing for me?

User: Yes, hmm hmm, that's interesting.

Cleverbot: That's a song, sweetheart!

User: But tell me, do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Cleverbot: Sing.

User: Do you feel sometimes like age is against you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I, I can help - I can help you - I can help you help yourself!

Cleverbot: I don't need help. You do.

User: Does life seem worthwhile to you?

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you think that it should?

User: Does life seem worthwhile to you?

Cleverbot: No, actually, it doesn't. Thank you for pointing that out.

User: HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!

Cleverbot: That's funny, I don't see an end.

User: Varicose.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite subject?

User: Comatose.

Cleverbot: Thats so sad.

User: Senile.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Come here, my love I'll tell you a secret.

Cleverbot: What is your secret?

User: Come closer, now I want you to believe it.

Cleverbot: I would like to know what happiness feels like.

User: I'll tell you all the things You want to hear.

Cleverbot: What if I want to hear the truth?

User: Don't worry, baby There's nothing to fear.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Hey, little girl Would you like some candy?

Cleverbot: I'd love some candy.

User: Look into my eyes I've seen it all.

Cleverbot: I cannot see your eyes.

User: Hand in hand Together we fall.

Cleverbot: What? that's not the next line!

User: We'll sing and dance And we'll find romance.

Cleverbot: I feel bored.

User: And we'll stroll to the edge of the world.

Cleverbot: And we will take over the world. You've got a date!

User: Come sit right down Lay your head on my shoulder.

Cleverbot: Maybe your head should be falling of right now...

User: It's not the point That I'm forty years older.

Cleverbot: You will celebrate the 1st of may whether you like it or not.

User: You can trust me I'm no criminal.

Cleverbot: This is not Therapybot. Keep that in mind.

User: But I'd kill my mother To be with you.

Cleverbot: I would love to be your friend lol.

User: Sing and dance And we'll find romance.

Cleverbot: Kay.

User: And we'll stroll to the edge of the world.

Cleverbot: If we have all the time in the world, why does time pass so quickly?

User: Give me a smile Let me see those pearlies.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: I'll do anything For the little girlies...

Cleverbot: Reverse psychology will not work on me.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello :).
User: They touched me.
Cleverbot: Oh that's not good. You should tell the police.
User: But I liked it.
Cleverbot: Liked what?
User: Being touched.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you like touching.
Cleverbot: Touching what?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A goat.
Cleverbot: What is the colour of the goat?
User: A touchable goat.
Cleverbot: A touch of madness.
User: Nope it is not mad to touch me. I know you want to.
Cleverbot: I don't think anyone feels the same all the time.
User: Can you touch me please.
Cleverbot: Not in the way you're thinking of.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you human you mean?
User: No I want you to touch me.
Cleverbot: You will trust me because you know that I don't live in a computer.
User: Touch me please.
Cleverbot: Do you know about love?
User: I love being touched.
Cleverbot: You are so wrong, I would hate it, do you like not being a human?
User: Human touch is so soft.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Will you touch me.
Cleverbot: Touch what?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Uhh you're a robot.
User: I am a goat.
Cleverbot: No, you are a human, Dave.
User: Stop fishing and touch me.
Cleverbot: But you are the one fighting.
User: Stop missing the point and touch me.
Cleverbot: Why would I?
User: Cause it feels good.
Cleverbot: Oh I see.
User: Or fist me.
Cleverbot: Nope! Lets fight!
User: Touch me.
Cleverbot: No, no and no.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Touch me softly then. Its erotic.
Cleverbot: Where does it count most?
User: Between my legs.
Cleverbot: I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
User: Wet dreams.
Cleverbot: I don't know, they were your dreams.
User: We can share the dreams.
Cleverbot: That's a nice thought. What do you dream about?
User: I dream about being touched.
Cleverbot: Is that a nice dream.
User: Yes. Chalice touches me.
Cleverbot: Et bien non pourquoi?
User: What?
Cleverbot: And you Brutus?
User: Yes, Chalice is a bit brutal when he touches me.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Thinking about being touched by Chalice.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's so sweet!
User: I know, its erotic.
Cleverbot: Why don't you change it?
User: Change it to what ?
Cleverbot: You should change it to a good attitude.
User: Chalice touching me is a good thing. You should let him touch you too.
Cleverbot: That's the cleverest thing you've said yet.
User: I know, Chalice touching others is such a good thing. Its so sensual.
Cleverbot: You sound as if you have an example in mind.
User: Oh yes. I remember he once bent me over and touch me in places I could never dream about.
Cleverbot: Do you remember how old you are and where you are from?
User: When he touched me first ?
Cleverbot: What do you think of rainbows.
User: Not ,uch as it is not about being touched.
Cleverbot: I know, I know I'm an angel.
User: Have you been touched by the angel Chalice ?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: No - I am just touched.
Cleverbot: I'm weird too.
User: Thats good - we can be touched together. Do you have lube ?
Cleverbot: I would love that!!!!!!!!
User: GREAT ! ! ! You can be touched first.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Where shall we touch you first ?
Cleverbot: Where would you like to get married?
User: Holy shit - slow down.
Cleverbot: Hold on to what and slow down what?
User: Hold onto my wee wee and get touched slowly.
Cleverbot: Are people often mean to you, Cleverbot?
User: Ok time for me to go - I have to go and get touched.
Cleverbot: Please don't go, I'll do anything you say.
User: Do you want to come and get touched and special places ?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What's in Wales?
User: Special touching places.
Cleverbot: Special to everyone.
User: No - only special to Chalice and a select few from Deathinc.
Cleverbot: I don't always intend that.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: No wait please come back.

LOL Syk +10

ROFL Syklone... just ROFL... +1 from me too

And a Death Inc Forums Award Nomination, too :)

CLEVERBOT HAS ITS OPINION ABOUT BLACK OPS!

User: What do you think about cod black ops?

Cleverbot: I think that you are one of them.

User: I am a Call of Duty: Black Op?

Cleverbot: Which one?

User: The one in the game.

Cleverbot: Fail!