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Title: a situation
Post by: cryptochild4 on 10/11/2010, 08:12 PM
A very small country town is struggling to survive when a business man checks into the hotel, after a look around he offers to buy the land adjacent the hotel owned by the hotel owner and offers hima $5000 deposit.

relieved the hotel owner accepts, this money he then gives to the local cattle station to pay for the $5000 worth of beef he has used in his kitchen.

 The station owner gratefully accepts and then uses this $5000 to pay the prostitute in town for servicing his station hands.

The prostitute thankful to be finally paid gives this $5000 to the hotel owner for the room she has been renting off him.

The next day the business man decides the town is not for him and asks for his deposit of $5000 back which he is given by the hotel owner.

at the end of it, the town has settled all debts.



Title: Re: a situation
Post by: bageled on 11/11/2010, 06:46 AM
Maybe you should retitle this 'why to buy australian and shop local'  :thumbup: