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[Robbojlr]

Chalice I have come here to ask how do women work. For too long man has suffered from the inhability to understand women and their psychological puzzles and traps... so I seek your wisdom in this dire situation to help solve this riddle once and for all.

[Chalice]

Well Robbo...I'm glad you asked.

The first step a man must undertake in this age old quest of understanding women is this..you need to understand their vocabulary first.

For example -

                                MAN                                                        WOMAN

Fine  -                 Ok, agreement                                    You haven't heard the last of this

Whatever -          Ok, agreement                                     This shit is not worth listening to

Jesus -                Our lord and saviour                            A distinct scream of pleasure.  Also see - Oh God Oh God

These are just some of the many examples.



The next step is to understand what a woman wants -

This step is easy....who cares?




The final step is to understand how they think -

This step is also easy..unless they're thinking about which girlfriend to invite into your bedroom for some fun or what she's going to make for dinner....who cares?



So you see the secret isn't how to understand them etc.. its to discover if you care and why..and then to crush that impulse savagely.



Hope that helps,

Chalice
Love Guru

p.s. I love you Kylie and to any other woman reading this..its just a joke..we do respect and love you..we have to..otherwise we'd have hand cramps alot, go hungry and be lonely gay men.  and I do apologize for these comments and I'm not sexist in any way...hell I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body if that helps? 

[Chalice]

Still reckon i'm going to be flamed for this when the missus gets home

[Noraa78]

Still reckon i'm going to be flamed for this when the missus gets home

even if you hadn't typed it

[KARNAGE]

otherwise we'd have hand cramps alot

I instantly thought of donut when I read this

[Z00111111]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body if that helps? 

There's always gender re-assignment surgery. You're on the hormones right? Halfway there then. I'm sure we'll all support your decision if you go the chop or not.

[Chalice]

Unless your Gay..we're all lesbians trapped in mens bodies....aren't you Zoo?

[Jstar]

Not true Chal. Im aware of some people who actually ARE lesbians in a mans body. We are men. Lesbian doesnt mean attracted to women.

[Farmy]

HAhaha women have tiny brains, it is why they worry over everything, its too much information for their mouse sized brains to process. It is best just not to tell women anything about yourself or your day, because they have wild imaginations and within seconds their minds will go off into tangents making incorrect conclusions about you when they catch you slamming an entire netball team in a petrol station bathroom.

[Z00111111]

Unless your Gay..we're all lesbians trapped in mens bodies....aren't you Zoo?

No, I'm not. I don't think I'm a woman that likes women who is trapped inside a man's body. I'm a man who likes women.

An interesting fact: I can conclude that 100% of the people that were born in the Royal Women and Children's Hospital that used to be in Paddington in Sydney are attracted to women. My sample group was made up of 1/3 women, 2/3 men. Can't argue with statistics like that!

[Ice]

incorrect conclusions about you when they catch you slamming an entire netball team in a petrol station bathroom.

hahah love it!

[JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE]

this stereotype about women always having to be in the kitchen is silly.. i tend to burn down kitchens/ barbecues/ toasters/ jaffle irons/ backyards when i try to cook..
oh, and no one can understand women, not even women themselves...

[Damit]

this stereotype about women always having to be in the kitchen is silly.. i tend to burn down kitchens/ barbecues/ toasters/ jaffle irons/ backyards when i try to cook..
oh, and no one can understand women, not even women themselves...

you remind me of chal quite a lot

[DonutKing]

this stereotype about women always having to be in the kitchen is silly.. i tend to burn down kitchens/ barbecues/ toasters/ jaffle irons/ backyards when i try to cook..
oh, and no one can understand women, not even women themselves...

you remind me of chal quite a lot

yes particularly the kitchen comments

remember chalice's attempt to enter MasterChef? http://www.deathinc.com.au/index.php?topic=5955.0

[JEMIMAISAWESOMERTHANJOE]

this stereotype about women always having to be in the kitchen is silly.. i tend to burn down kitchens/ barbecues/ toasters/ jaffle irons/ backyards when i try to cook..
oh, and no one can understand women, not even women themselves...

you remind me of chal quite a lot

not thinking thats a good thing .. :S