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Oh Chalice, great and wonderful ruler of our affection, it is I, your humble worshiper, come to ask you a question today.
Oh glorious Chalice, I would like to know whether parallel universes exist. Surely you, who has nailed rats to saw blades and
seen the mighty black hole itself would have some experience in this area. Please Chalice, divulge to me the contents of your
brain on this topic. If you have any knowledge of what parallel universes contain or if the theory of one different act occurring
in each one is true, please speak to me your mind. Oh great and powerful Chalice, I beg thee answer mine question!
P.S. Which parallel universe do you come from Chalice? You are obviously not of the mortal persuasion.
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« Reply #1 on: 14/02/2010, 08:38 AM » |
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Ah my humble worshipper..I'm glad you asked. lol
Indeed there are Parallel Universes and yes I have met my alternate self...attractive fellow I might add...here's how it happened.
After I solved the mystery of Black Holes and Time travel..I tried solving the Parallel Universe theory using a complex mathmatics system involving bungee jumping chickens and the interspacial relationships between John Farnhams hair and breast milk...I came to the conclusion that YES Parallel Universes must exist as surely there's a me out there somewhere thats sane enough not to try that shit.
So I set about finding me, I tried Yoga, fasting I even tried hanging myself from the ceiling by the balls with large hooks and nothing worked...so I sat in front of the mirror...which happened to reflect another mirror behind me..the resulting looping image had me intrigued and I began to mummble out loud the scientific properties of looped imagery.
3 Days later as I sat there in my own shit and piss..still talking out loud my image turned to me and said "Oh for fucks sakes i'm a mess..go have a shower you bum"...stunned I spoke back and told myself to "fuck off ya arsehole"..at which point all the other images of me in the looping mirror began to argue and insult one anoter..and then it happened.
Chalmela was there in one of the images..smiling at me with my sultry eyes...we dated over the mirror for the next few months and whilst the sex was fantastic, I couldn't help but laugh everytime someone yelled out "Go fuck yourself"..cuz I was..it just wasn't going anywhere and we split...I still see Chalmela in the mirror every now and again and we say Hi.
Hope that helps.
Chalice
p.s. Does anyone know who keeps putting a blond wig on me every now and again?
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« Reply #2 on: 21/02/2010, 11:28 AM » |
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Ahh, the answer is so clear to me now, thank you oh glorious chalice.
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« Reply #3 on: 09/05/2010, 06:38 AM » |
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how did it go from tramploines and chickens to sex with mirrors?
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« Reply #4 on: 28/09/2010, 03:19 PM » |
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yeah... how did that happen chalice?
Also, just when i thought u were gonna stop evil experiments with innocent animals...
YOU MUST DO MOAR!!!
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #5 on: 28/09/2010, 03:30 PM » |
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This is the 'chalmela' in the mirror he's referring to  |
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« Reply #6 on: 28/09/2010, 03:31 PM » |
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decent body, but that face is fucked D:
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« Reply #7 on: 28/09/2010, 03:36 PM » |
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Just had to up that picture didnt ya Donut?  |
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« Reply #8 on: 28/09/2010, 03:37 PM » |
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It's what we in the biz call a 'butterface' or 'prawn'. either use a paper bag or do it with the lights off/your eyes closed. Had to find that picture didnt ya? I always have it handy for occasions such as this  |
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« Reply #9 on: 28/09/2010, 03:38 PM » |
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I hate you guys..so very very badly  |
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« Reply #10 on: 28/09/2010, 03:39 PM » |
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Well you haven't got it that bad, your counterpart got the short end of the stick in the face department  count your blessings |
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« Reply #11 on: 28/09/2010, 04:15 PM » |
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ROFL..forgot about Damits one  |
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« Reply #12 on: 28/09/2010, 05:05 PM » |
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LOL
Chalice sure does take a lot of shit
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I could fit two of you in my jeans. Idiot.
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« Reply #13 on: 28/09/2010, 05:35 PM » |
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He knows we love him |
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