my magnetic dilemma....

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[Number One]

Dear chalice,
Norton and I have a small Dilemma that we need you to get us out of..... so Wednesday night was our "special night" and we thought it might be a good opportunity to try something new out..... well one thing lead to another as these things tend to do,,, and well.... to cut a long story short can you tell us how magnets work?.......


BECAUSE ITS BEEN TWO FUCKING DAYS AND MY WIFE IS STARTING TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUCKING GOAT ON MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!




p.s. Norton says Hi, and to tell icejaff that he can Not fucking well come over and join the fun....

[RoBB_NZL]

[Damit]

 
I just lost it Anglo and I haven't even seen chals responce yet

[icejaff]

Well anglo I am glad you asked!

I see your problem and I have a couple answers for you but to start I need to give some examples,

Think of your dick as the positive side of a maget, and icejaff's goat as the negative side, when they get close there is just nothing stopping them connecting.

To explain further on this I need to go back a couple hundred years.

Goats where originaly fat mice who kept being inbred, this habit originaly formed in england and when they sent them over to the kiwis well, nothing could hold them fucking kiwis back.

Due to todays big demand for goats they have stopped being inbred and are now well, goats.

Due to hundreds of years of imbreding tho, goats actually do have magnets inside them! and males have the opposite side of the magnet in there, umm you know..


Another example is icejaff and lentz love, by a force of nature they just cannot be parted, alot like your average magnet!


Anyway a magnet itself is to difficuilt to explain so good luck on your quest.

Love chalice.

Ps. icejaff is a fucking sexy bastard and you would be fucking lucky if he joined in your fun..

[Chalice]

What he said ^

p.s. I sense a ban coming on

[icejaff]

What he said ^

p.s. I sense a ban coming on

Thats a bit harsh on anglo dont you think chal? he only wanted to know about magnets. 

[DonutKing]

What he said ^

p.s. I sense a ban coming on

I don't think a ban is warranted.
Puberty will be punishment enough for this one